ʻO ke ʻano o koʻu ʻike ʻana, ʻaʻole maikaʻi ka moa. ʻO ka ʻōpū i loko o nā ʻāpana ʻino, nā kaha kikoʻī ma kona ʻūhā, ka hoki lopsided. Koe na'e kona u'i nani. ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke haʻi iā ʻoe i ke ʻano o ke alo, akā hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i ke ʻano ʻino o kāna anus. No laila, ʻano nani ka waha hana o ka lede, ʻaʻohe mea ʻē aʻe!
Aloha kekahi moa ke palu ʻia kāna ʻiʻo. A ua loaʻa i kēia ʻulaʻula i kahi ʻōlelo leʻaleʻa mai kona kaikunāne. ʻO ka mea maʻamau, no ia mau lawelawe pono ʻo ia e uku i ke kumukūʻai piha - e lawe i loko o kona waha a waiho ʻo ia i kāna ʻāʻī e kau i kāna dick. ʻIke wale au ua hauʻoli ʻo ia. A no ka manaʻo e like me ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻana a me ka ʻāʻī ʻana i ka ʻike ʻana i kona ʻōpū a me kona ʻū ma kona mau lehelehe - ʻoliʻoli wale ʻo ia.
Makemake au e moe kolohe.