ʻO wai ka mea i kanalua! ʻAe, ua pulu nā lehelehe o kēia kumu hoʻohālike keʻokeʻo no ka manawa lōʻihi - ua kiʻekiʻe ʻo ia i ka manaʻo e lawe i kona poʻo i loko o kona waha. Ua ʻohi maoli ʻo ia iā ia i ka wā pana! Ua manaʻo ʻoe ʻaʻole ʻo ia i manaʻo? ʻAʻole ʻo ia i hana! Hiki iā ʻoe ke haʻi mai iā ia ʻo ke kālā a me nā dicks kona nāwaliwali nui loa. Akā, pono ʻoe e laka i nā puka ke kuʻi ʻoe i ka moa. Whoo-ha-ha!!!
ʻAe, ʻaʻole like ka wahine me ka naʻaupō, ʻaʻole maopopo i ke kumu i kono ʻia ai ʻo ia i ka hale o kahi kāne! A ma ke ʻano o ia mea, e ʻōlelo kākou ʻaʻole ʻo ia he ʻilihune - ʻaʻahu maikaʻi a ʻaʻole ʻaʻahu liʻiliʻi! Me he mea lā makemake wale i ka hoʻokama a ʻaʻole kūʻē i kahi huakaʻi liʻiliʻi me kahi kanaka hoihoi! No keia kumumanao, a olelo ikaika ulu anus, i maopopo sparkled i kona wā i kulou ai.