He moa momona, akā, me he kanaka monotonous lā e paʻi ana iā ia! ʻAʻole noʻonoʻo! ʻO nā umauma i ka wahine he ʻano maikaʻi loa a me ka nui nui, no ke aha e hoʻomaloʻo ʻole ai i kāna dick! ʻAʻole ia e like me ka male male. Kainō? Hoʻopaʻa ʻo ia iā ia me ka condom, a laila wehe ʻo ia a komo i loko o ka waha o ka lede. Inā pono e pale i ka hāpai ʻana, ua lawa ia e ʻai wale i ka waha o ka lede a i ʻole ma kona ʻōpū e ʻōlelo ai.
ʻAe, ʻaʻole pili iki nā kaikunāne a me nā kaikuahine, no laila ʻaʻole hiki ke manaʻo ʻia he mea ʻino a moe ʻole paha. ʻAʻole ia he mea kupanaha no ke kanaka makua kāne a me ke kaikamahine, me ka ʻole o nā hoa moe maʻamau a kokoke i kēlā me kēia lā e pili ana kekahi i kekahi, ua manaʻo koke ʻia ʻo ia i ke kiʻekiʻe o ka moekolohe i kekahi i kekahi. Ke manaʻo nei ua makemake ke kaikamahine (ke kāne a laila ʻaʻohe nīnau), manaʻo wau e hoʻomau lākou i kēia ʻano hana i kēlā me kēia manawa.
Pono ka poʻe ʻōpio e mākaukau no ka wā makua i mākaukau lākou e hoʻohana pono i ko lākou ʻuhane a me ka palekana. Hōʻike ʻo Madame iā lākou i ke ʻano o ka moe kolohe, aʻo iā lākou pehea e omo ai a moni ai a hōʻike ma ke ʻano pilikino pehea e loaʻa ai kahi orgasm. Ua makemake nui nā ʻōpio i ka haʻawina - lawe lākou i ka ʻike āpau me ka hoihoi maoli. Ua hauʻoli loa ka wahine makua i ka hopena. ʻAʻohe oʻu kānalua e hana hou lākou i ka haʻawina ma o lākou iho!
ʻAuē, makemake au e pāʻani!