Hele loa kēia mau moʻopuna! Hiki i nā poʻe pāʻani maoli ke makemake i ke kupuna kāne Hauʻoli Makahiki Hou ma ia ʻano. A ua kākau lākou i kahi leka iā Santa e makemake lākou i ka moa nui a paʻakikī i ka Eve Makahiki Hou - no laila ua hāʻawi ʻo ia iā Grandpa i kahi dick, a ua māʻona lāua ʻelua. Ke noʻonoʻo nei au i ka mea a ke kupuna kāne i kākau ai iā Santa Claus i kēlā manawa? ))
No laila, e ʻōlelo kākou ua loaʻa ʻo ia i ka wahine hoʻokamakama a ua ʻae ʻo ia e hoʻokamakama iā ia no ke kālā. ʻO wai ʻaʻole, akā no ke aha ʻo ia e pale ʻole ai iā ia iho? No ka nui o kāu wehewehe ʻana i ka poʻe i ka pōʻino o ka moe kolohe ʻole me ka hoa pili ʻole, hele hou lākou! ʻO wau iho, loaʻa iaʻu nā condom me aʻu, loaʻa pinepine nā wahine inā makemake lākou i ka moekolohe!
Ua loaʻa i ka mea hoʻomaʻamaʻa maikaʻi kahi latina makua. He hoʻomaʻamaʻa maʻamau ʻo ia. He kumu aʻo maikaʻi ʻo ia nona. ʻAe, he ʻino ke kāne, wili i ka lede.