He ʻano palaualelo a ʻōlelo ʻole! ʻElua mau kāne i loko o ka lumi a ʻaʻole au i ʻike i ka moe kolohe. Hoʻāʻo ka ʻelemakule e huki i ka lede e like me ka hiki iā ia, a ʻo ka ʻōpio wale nō e hoʻōho iā ia iho! A ua hiki iā ʻoe ke hana i kahi wikiō maikaʻi loa me kahi hoʻonohonoho hoihoi o nā komo pālua ʻē aʻe. He mea hoihoi loa ia!
He manaʻo maikaʻi loa ia no ka mea nona ka hale ʻaina e waiho i kāna wahine ma hope o ke keʻena. Hele mai ka poe kuai. ʻAe, ua koi mau ka wahine nymphomaniac i ka nānā ʻana, akā i kēia manawa ua maikaʻi ia no ka ʻoihana. ʻO kāna mau hiʻohiʻona ma ka ʻoihana mau, kūʻai ʻia ke kofe a me ka waiʻona, a loaʻa i kāna mau mea maʻamau. Hiki i ka barista ke kaulana inā ʻaʻole manaʻo kāna kāne.
ʻO kahi kahua kūkulu kahi kahua kūkulu! He ʻōpio ka haku, pōkole a ʻōniʻoniʻo, a he ʻeleʻele nui nā limahana, a me nā mea a pau e pili ana me ia. ʻAʻole wau i kāhāhā i ka noho hoʻokahi ʻana i ka lā holoʻokoʻa i ke keʻena, ua luhi kēia kaikamahine. E nana ana mai ka pukaaniani, i na kanaka uwe, muscular, ma ka hopena o ka la, "
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